I have been outwitted

And you will not believe by whom...

By God the Almighty Himself. Sneaky little ... not sure if I should finish that sentence. Dont know if that would be blasphemous or not, so considering the possibility that it might be instead of a not, I'll not.

I have this really really bad little habit. I tend to procrastinate. Its not that I get lazy (often), I just get distracted with something else. Something more exiting! Not that the initial idea was anything less than exiting, it just got, well you know, kinda old. And that meant that I got bored. Hence the (I actually got distracted while writing this looking at my dirty fingernails and realising that the 'gel' I put on my nails for the wedding kinda f*&^%d them up a bit. I dont know why I did that anyway. I am way much more of an earthy kinda girl. that likes margaritas. And boots. Besides the point. What was I talking about...?) Oh yes, Hence the distraction.

Actually, I think I might have outdone, outwitted and outconfused myself a bloody lot right now. Cant remember what I was thinking, blogging, blabbering on about? habit.. yes, procrastinate. I'll tell you about that another time. Unless I forget. Oh yeah, I was talking about God outwitting me. precisely because I procrastinate. Lets try and sum this up shall we:

I am not too busy at work at the moment. So I use the generous time allocated to me to blog, or do some research on photoshop tutorials, or dream about relaxing holidays to take, or design gorgeous house on Autocad, etc. etc. But every once in a while, I get some things to do. You know, work. So I do some of them, but then get bored (as one does) and get distracted with more fun things to do. And after a week of blogging, relaxing, designing and dreaming you realise that you conveniently 'forgot' about that very important email your boss wanted you to send. And then you scurry around like the scoundrel little squirrel you are trying to get it done on time.

Okey, God into the picture... Instead of letting me make some horrible mistake in forgetting to do this seriously important thing for the bossman whilst blogging, relaxing, designing and dreaming, he decides to step in for a sec. And pulls the plug on our electricity. So there I was stuck with my one finger on Enter, the other hand stuffing a Salticrack into my mouth and my head taking a little daytrip, when my little castle collapsed. Into darkness.

What to do? Got off my increasing butt, did the filing, phoned Telkom, Pine Lotters and the rest. As soon as I put the now grossly covered in sweat phone down, miracously, our electricity popped right on up again. Deny or argue as much as you want, I believe that God decided to do a cool little thing for me today. Thanks!!

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